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Daily Archives: October 14th, 2008

which will he need first: a urologist or a divorce lawyer?


It’s a wonder they accepted the birth certificate application, what with the Cheetoh stains and all:
A new father has secretly named his baby girl Sarah McCain Palin after the Republican ticket for president and vice president.
Mark Ciptak of Elizabethton put that name on the documents for the girl’s birth certificate, ignoring the name Ava Grace, [...]

there’s no place like home, there’s no place like home…


Forbes editorial writer William Anderson struggles mightily to wake up from his nightmare of market failures and bank suicides-by-greed, and worst of all, Paul Krugman’s Nobel Prize in Economics, but he just can’t click his heels fast enough:
Today’s announcement that Paul Krugman won the Nobel Prize in economics, although not earth shattering, indicates that [...]

9% of Us Think Things are Grrreat!


Congratulations, Bush Crime Family, another record broken on your watch.   According to Gallup, 9% of Americans are satisfied with the way things are going in the United States.  Is it any surprise the stock market is turbulent?:

Americans’ Satisfaction (click image to enlarge)

This is for the rest of us: