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Molly Ivins R.I.P.


This sucks. Molly Ivins has succumbed to a lengthy battle with breast cancer.

Molly Ivins, the liberal newspaper columnist who delighted in skewering politicians and interpreting, and mocking, her Texas culture, died today at her home in Austin. She was 62.

In her syndicated column, which appeared in about 350 newspapers, Ms. Ivins cultivated the voice of a folksy populist who derided those who acted too big for their britches. She was rowdy and profane, but she could filet her ideological opponents with droll precision.

After Patrick J. Buchanan, as a conservative candidate for president, declared at the 1992 Republican National Convention that America was engaged in a cultural war, she said his speech “probably sounded better in the original German.”

“There are two kinds of humor,” she told People magazine. One was the kind “that makes us chuckle about our foibles and our shared humanity,” she said. “The other kind holds people up to public contempt and ridicule. That’s what I do.”

Hers was a feisty voice that she developed in the early 1970s at The Texas Observer, the muckraking biweekly that would become her spiritual home for life.

Her subject was Texas. To her, the Great State, as she called it, was “reactionary, cantankerous and hilarious,” and its legislature was “reporter heaven.” When the legislature was set to convene, she warned her readers: “Every village is about to lose its idiot.”

She will undoubtedly be missed. Her razor-sharped wit and dead on reportage - called as she saw it and often spiced with colorful Texas metaphors - was like an antidote to Bush’s fake, cowboy-by-way-of Connecticut schtick. She has coined so many phrases that describe the current state degeneracy of democracy that have become part of the vernacular of the mainstream left.
Rest in peace, Molly.

From the Progressive in 2003 with Molly:

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  1. She attended high school as I recall with the Resident.

    Always seemed she spoke of the same outrage so many of us feel about the hijacking of our national spirit by the Bush crime family. She also provided intelligent solutions.

    A brave soul who will be missed.

    Here are some examples of the way Molly Ivins used the language and the way others used the language to describe her:

    On covering politics: “I believe politics is the finest form of entertainment in the state of Texas: better than the zoo, better than the circus, rougher than football, and even more aesthetically satisfying than baseball.”

    On her own politics: “Yes, I’ve called myself a little-’d’ democrat. I am a populist, maybe even a left-wing Libertarian. It used to be if you didn’t have a hyphen in your definition, you clearly had not thought about it.”

    On experience: “The longer I cover politics, the more I respect good compromises. I didn’t used to.”

    Her way of paying a compliment: “He (Democrat Jim Mattox) was a wonderfully good attorney general. And somewhere underneath all that ruthless-pol, no-holds-barred fighter stuff there lurks a decent human being.”

    Her views on President Bush, whom she had known since their high school days: “Although Bush rather promptly becomes defensive and prickly when questioned, he is by and large perfectly affable.”

    Gov. Rick Perry on Ivins: “Molly Ivins’ clever and colorful perspectives on people and politics gained her national acclaim and admiration that crossed party lines.”

    Fort Worth Mayor Mike Moncrief on Ivins: “She has a really big heart and she really cares a lot about Texas. I don’t think anyone has escaped the wrath of her pen.”

    Former state Rep. Kent Grusendorf, R-Arlington: “When you’ve got a New York City mind-set with a Texas twist, it’s really hard to get it right.”

    Conservative syndicated columnist Cal Thomas: “She’s tough, she’s pugnacious, she makes us pay attention. I think she argues her position very well. Obviously, she is wrong all the time, but she’d say the same about me.”

    Compiled by staff writer John Moritz

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    1. Above written by bushtoolNo Gravatar on February 1st, 2007 at 8:33 am (replies, if any, are attributed separately above).
  2. More…

    Molly Ivins, In Her Own Words

    Here are some excerpts from Molly’s columns for The Progressive over the last dozen years.

    Jan. 1995: Self-description

    I don’t have an agenda, I don’t have a program. I’m not a communist or a socialist. I guess I’m a left-libertarian and a populist, and I believe in the Bill of Rights the way some folks believe in the Bible.’

    March 1995: How to survive Newt Gingrich.

    Ah, my friends, rejoice. These are frabjous days. Our nation survived eight years of Ronald Reagan as President. We can survive this, too. We can even laugh. All it takes is a strong stomach.’

    October 1995: Deregulation

    When last we left that merry band of Republican brothers in Congress, they were deregulating shit on beef.’

    March 1998: On Clinton’s sex scandal

    I do not believe the President’s sex life is any of our business. After thirty years of political reporting, I have been unable to establish a link between marital fidelity and high performance in public office. It really doesn’t matter who they screw in private, as long as they don’t screw the public.’

    May 1998: On Clinton’s sex scandal

    With all due respect to the President’s private parts, we do have bigger problems in this country.’

    June 1998: Failure of Democracy

    One reason I really like living in a democracy is that the citizens get what they want. I know you’ve all noticed the widespread grassroots movement surging with people rallying behind banners that say, ‘We want banks and stockbrokers to merge,’ ‘We love this system of campaign financing,’ ‘We want dirtier air and dirtier water,’ ‘We demand tax breaks for the rich,’ ‘We want fewer services for the rest of us,’ ‘Don’t fix our schools,’ ‘More downsizing,’ and ‘Tax breaks for corporations moving to Mexico.’

    Feb 2000: Cancer

    On a personal note: I have contracted an outstanding case of breast cancer, from which I intend to recover. I don’t need get-well cards, but I would like the beloved women readers to do something for me: Go. Get. The. Damn. Mammogram. Done.’

    October 2000: Cancer

    I just finished with nine months of treatment for cancer. First they poison you, then they mutilate you, then they burn you. I’ve had more fun. And when it’s over, you’re so glad that you’re grateful to absolutely everyone. And I am. The trouble is, I’m not a better person. I was in great hopes that confronting my own mortality would make me deeper, more thoughtful. Many lovely people sent books on how to find a more spiritual meaning in life. My response was, ‘Oh, hell, I can’t go on a spiritual journey—I’m constipated.’

    Jan. 2001: Stolen election

    These Gore people have no idea how to steal an election. What happened to the Democrats? They used to have some skill at this.’

    April 2001: Inequality

    Sunday-morning chatter announced in horror: ‘People may think the rich can buy their way out of the justice system.’ No shit. Been going to Texas prisons for a long time. Seen nobody rich on Death Row yet. . . . Wake me when impending egalitarianism is a problem. In the meantime, oligarchy is eating our ass, our dreams, our country, our heritage, our democracy, our justice, and our tax code.’

    June 2001: A Rule for Bush

    I’ve been trying to find the depths in Bush’s shallow. . . . Maybe we should add a rule that we can’t invade any country the President can’t pronounce.’

    Nov. 2001: 9/11

    My worry is that Bush is painting himself into a corner with his rhetoric. This is not a war; it’s a gigantic police operation in the face of a crime beyond all understanding. . . .

    Back home in Texas, and the sign outside our neighborhood strip joint says, Hot Babes, Cold Beer, Nuke ‘Em, GW.’ ‘

    Dec. 2001: Bush No Giant Among Men

    Despite frequent reports from patriotic news media, I am unpersuaded that since September 11, George W. Bush has become a giant among men. . . . A year ago, he couldn’t tell the Grecians from the Timorians, and now he’s stuck with the mother of all foreign policy crises. . . . I’m praying for him. Mostly what I pray is, ‘Dear Lord, please don’t let Dubya screw this one up.’ ‘

    Dec. 2001: Foolish Military Strategy

    It’s hard to convince people you are bombing that you’re doing it for their own good.’

    March 2002: Enron

    Enron is the gift that keeps on giving. Yes, there is joy in Mudville. Wallow away.’

    Sept. 2002: Bush’s Cronyism

    Bush is the mascot of crony capitalism.’

    Dec. 2002: Fight Harder

    There are three things one must not do in the face of electoral disaster. Whine. Despair. Or fall for that specious old radical crap: ‘Things have to get worse before they can get better.’ The only possible response to that one is, ‘Not with my child’s life.’ Nor is it helpful to sit around hoping that given enough rope, the R’s will hang themselves. They’ll hang us along with them. The only thing to do is to fight harder and smarter.’

    Jan. 2003: Corporations Cash In

    You have to admit: The corporations are getting prompt service from Republicans in return for their donations.’

    April 2003: The Peace Movement

    Well, beloveds, it looks like war. I want to talk to all of you who tried to stop this. You did not fight in vain.’

    May 2003: The Myth of the Coalition

    So constant is the reiteration of the words ‘coalition,’ ‘coalition forces,’ and ‘coalition position’ that you might assume one actually exists. . . . Eritrea and Ethiopia do not a coalition make.’

    June 2003: Iraq

    We knew going in this was going to be the peace from hell, and so far the Administration has made every misstep possible.’

    October 2003: Iraq

    I have a suggestion for a withdrawal deadline: Let’s leave Iraq before we’ve killed more Iraqis than Saddam Hussein did.’

    November 2003: Call Me a Bush-Hater’

    Robert Novak and Charles Krauthammer both claim to have never seen anything like the detestation of Bush. . . . Oh, I stretch memory way back, so far back, all the way back to—our last President. Almost lost in the mists of time though it is, I not only remember eight years of relentless attacks from Clinton-haters, I also notice they haven’t let up yet. . . . ‘The puzzle is where this depth of feeling comes from,’ mused the ineffable Krauthammer. Gosh, what a puzzle that is. How could anyone not be just crazy about George W. Bush?’

    January 2004: On the Internet and Politics

    I realize this is not breaking news, but we are looking at something exceptional in political history with this race. . . . The Internet is breaking open old power structures and set ways of doing things. Most campaign consultants have no idea what do with it or about it. How delightful.’

    March 2004: Bush Not Bright Enough’

    Being curious, taking an interest in other cultures, and enjoying travel were all characteristics of Bill Clinton. . . . Bush pretty much embodies the reverse. . . . He’s not bright enough to be President. . . . He neither reads, nor writes, nor speaks well. It turns out that a C average is not good enough for the Presidency.’

    June 2004: Iraq

    No one can spin away a mess as big as Iraq. Recognizing reality may not solve a problem. but it has to be the start of any solution.’

    September 2004: Bush and God

    Then there’s Bush’s slightly alarming claim to the Amish on July 9 that God speaks through him. That’s what he said, God speaks through him. This raises some troubling prospects. First of all, I think God has a better grasp of subject-verb agreement than George W. Bush do. Also, when Bush changes his mind, as he frequently does, do we conclude that God had to rethink things after the polls came out?’

    December 2004: After Bush’s reelection

    I can think of nothing more likely to convince the people not to vote for Republicans again for a long, long time than four more years of George W. Bush. . . . Of course we’ll laugh again, progressives. But I am into action now. So let’s have at ‘em.’

    March 2005: To the Barricades

    Friends, soulwise, these are trying times. Now is the time for all good citizens to come to the aid of our country, and it won’t help if you all cower in places like Madison and the Upper West Side, having hot fantods over the approach of fascism. To the barricades, team. And for Lord’s sake, don’t leave your sense of humor behind.’

    June 2005: Tom DeLay

    The guy smells like a slop jar.’

    August 2005: The Downing Street Memos and the Media

    When I read the first Downing Street Memo, my eyes bugged out and my jaw fell open. It was news to me. [… But] The New York Times and The Washington Post have both gone way out of their way to deny that the Downing Street Memos (it’s now plural) are news. . . . I don’t know if these memos represent an impeachable offense, but they strike me as a hell of a lot worse than anything Richard Nixon ever contemplated. He used the government for petty political vindictiveness. Shit, I’d settle for that again over what we’re looking at now.’

    October 2005: Katrina

    This is a column for everyone who ever said, ‘I’m sorry, I’m just not interested in politics,’ or, ‘There’s nothing I can do about it,’ or, ‘Hey, they’re all crooks anyway.’ . . . I’ve got one word for all of you: Katrina. . . . This, friends, is why we need to pay attention to government policies, not political personalities, and to know whereon we vote. It is about our lives.’

    January 2006: Bush Is Done

    You can stick a fork in Bush, he’s done. It’s all over except for the next three years, and if that doesn’t scare the bejeezus out of you, you haven’t got a lick of sense.’

    February 2006: Impeachment?

    Uh-oh. Excuse me. I’m so sorry, but we are having an honest-to-goodness constitutional crisis as the Testy Kid violates his oath to uphold the laws and Constitution of our country. The Testy Kid wants to do what he wants to do when he wants to do it because he is the President and he considers that sufficient justification. . . . Either the President of the United States is going to have to understand and admit he has done something very wrong, or he will have to be impeached.’

    March 2006: Enough of the DC Dems’

    I don’t know about you, but I have had it with the DC Democrats, had it with the DLC Democrats, had it with every calculating, equivocating, triangulating, straddling, hair-splitting son of a bitch up there, and that includes Hillary Rodham Clinton.’

    June 2006: Immigration

    The Fence will not work. No fence will work. The Great darn Wall of China will not work. Undocumented immigrants will come anyway. Over, under, or through. Anyone who says a fence can fix this problem is a demagogue and an ass.’

    July 2006: Campaign finance

    Either we figure out how to keep corporate cash out of the political system, or we lose the democracy.’

    August 2006: Republican corruption

    The Republican Party seems to have lost its moral compass ever since Tom DeLay quit.’

    December 2006: Iraq and the press

    The self-important chattering class of Washington insists that you only have credibility as a critic of the war if you were for it in the first place. I’m missing a logical link there.’

    January 2007: Populists and liberals

    Listen, a populist is someone who is for the people and against the powerful, and so a populist is generally the same as a liberal—except we tend to have more fun.’

    Final column: Iraq

    Every single day, every single one of us needs to step outside and take some action to help stop this war. Raise hell. Think of something to make the ridiculous look ridiculous. Make our troops know we’re for them, and that’s why we’re trying to get them out of there. Hit the streets. Bang pots and pans. Demand, ‘Stop it, now!’ ‘

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    2. Above written by bushtoolNo Gravatar on February 1st, 2007 at 9:36 am (replies, if any, are attributed separately above).
  3. Molly

    by Leigh Saavedra, Unknown News February 1, 2007

    We wish you could have stayed
    to see the valid close,
    his smug smile gone,
    drowned in full disgrace.

    We wish you could have stayed
    to see how sorrow grows,
    our love for you
    wet upon our faces.

    Thank you, Muse and Avatar.
    Without your sharp and lilting laugh
    We would have found the road longer,
    the wind colder,

    the fight too somber..
    But with you the path was home to our feet,
    wrapping around them like faith,
    lifting us upward,
    soaring,
    through a wind that told us fight
    and laughter fit in the same hand.

    Like Moses, you led us here, so close,
    to stay and watch us from afar,
    but we’re almost there, Molly,
    a bit heavier with your wisdom,
    the strength of your vision in our hearts,
    and strangely so, a bit more swift of foot.

    Thank you, Molly Ivins,
    for the laughter and the passion.
    We’re almost there,
    almost there,
    just one voice short…
    Oh how we wish you could have stayed.

    © by the author.

    Molly Ivins, R.I.P.

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    3. Above written by bushtoolNo Gravatar on February 2nd, 2007 at 9:30 pm (replies, if any, are attributed separately above).
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